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vvant:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

(via orgasm)

— 12 hours ago with 258525 notes
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me trying to find backspace (via masuhararin)

(via stability)

— 12 hours ago with 18367 notes

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

(via flickering-light612)

— 13 hours ago with 5933 notes
frederator-studios:

Catbug Mouthchart (Happy)
If you think this is exciting stuff, wait till you get a load of the Serious Mouths!

frederator-studios:

Catbug Mouthchart (Happy)

If you think this is exciting stuff, wait till you get a load of the Serious Mouths!

— 14 hours ago with 122 notes

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond, via orgasm)

— 1 day ago with 241826 notes

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

(Source: blainetabulous, via zackisontumblr)

— 1 day ago with 47743 notes

ryansalge:

Beati Mites. 2014. Ryan Salge

— 2 days ago with 54 notes